If god hates gays then why did he create them?
If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth and just won a stupid toaster.
While on the cross, jesus calls out to John. John fights through the romans, wraps his arms around the base of the cross, looks up and CRIES, YES MY LORD! Christ looks down upon him and says: “JOHN, I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE!”
Q: Did you hear about the priest who became a marathon runner?
A: He never finishes in first; he’s always cumming in a little behind.
Q: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
A: Christian Bale