This is NOT a choice, like my diet. This is a NECESSITY, like my drinking!
There is only ONE thing I do with a blended drink… and that’s drive.
…while drinking, to a woman: “Hey, don’t look away. This is making you attractive… well, more attractive anyway.” …that’s not…
I’ve had 4 drinks tonight, …and this one makes 6!
Shut Up. If you do NOT DRINK …you are a BORING cunt and your stories SUCK.