bikini sandals
I love sandals… they are like bikinis for your feet (happy stink-0 de mexican)
Marry a divorced woman…
always marry a divorced woman… that way you are guaranteed to have a house.
gay beard
yeah? well, NO amount of beard in the world can cover up the smell of another man’s nut sack
the capt’n has landed & is miserable
my own personal depository for retarded one-liners… (nothing is original… including you)