you need to swallow your food… (guy/girl name) show ’em how to swallow
What did I miss? Any and all chance of a promotion/career advancement.
i love you MORE then cum-shots!
You are higher than giraffe pussy
no one has a fear of flying… it’s a fear of being in a plane and NOT FLYING that scares…
you have more periods then a Steven King novel
tradgey: when I cut my finger comdey: when YOU fall into a man-hole
I’ll be watching you… …I think that’s illegal!
memphis mouthwash (slang for a punch in the mouth)
that is GAYER then the inside of … (his/name’s) mouth.