female funnies – Page 3 – Captain Miserable

sometimes, when I’m having sex, I think: “Gosh, this is expensive”

Dibs on the dark meat… …she said. – or – …that’s what your mom said.

Wow, …babys come out of there like Jiffy Popcorn.

Lord, Guide my pimp hand, and make it strong, so that this bitch/(name) might learn a ho’s place. Amen.

Why do I like her? She has a vagina and she’s NOT you!

STOP IT, or I’ll come back there and smack you with my ring hand!

I’ll leave you like a self-delivered prom-night dumpster baby

June 13, 2009Stu Gotz1 Comment

I lost 18 pounds durring my divorce… Because that is exactly how much a soul weighs.

she is an evil demon bitch that slithered out of satan’s anus… but for legal purposes, we’ll call her (name…

(_blank) was/is as untouched as an Asian woman’s turn signal.