I’m about to do something to you that you won’t remember until you are 3o.
so, what’s open? besides (his/her name’s) mouth?
Have I ever struck a woman? Only in front of the children, to assert my male dominance.
if you were a woman, I’d slap you!
do you have cable? I’m sure the ropes are strong enough.
what do you say to a flat chested girl? what do you say to a fat chick? …nothing.
you need to swallow your food… (guy/girl name) show ’em how to swallow
You are higher than giraffe pussy
you have more periods then a Steven King novel
always marry a divorced woman… that way you are guaranteed to have a house.