Opinions
If opinions are like assholes… then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts. If opinions are like assholes… then…
Category: generally-retarded
generally universally funny sh!t
Quick Fire Holy Jokes!
If god hates gays then why did he create them? If money is the root of all evil, then why…
No Gay Military
Why can’t a sailor gaze wistfully across the ocean? Because they don’t allow gays in the military.
i forgot
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… …I forgot where I was…
Snow day?
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
Shut Up, part II
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom. – Job 13:5
Choices
This is NOT a choice, like my diet. This is a NECESSITY, like my drinking!