said to a woman
you are a waste of a good rib.
Category: female funnies
funny female funnies
plays on words
I don’t beat hoes, I only beat my meat. ~or~ oh, a play on words, nice, but I’d rather…
you bitch
you were called bitch more then a white guy serving a life sentence.
i’m bi-polar
no, the Earth is bi-polar. You, on the other hand, are a crazy bitch.
menstrual cycle
why don’t you go jump on your menstrual cycle and peddle your ass outta here!
said at a bar
…while drinking, to a woman: “Hey, don’t look away. This is making you attractive… well, more attractive anyway.” …that’s not…
let’s play a game
Ladies… Let’s play a game: “Who’s in my mouth?”
submissive women
Timothy 2:11-12 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or…
viagra
Viagra: what daddy has to take because mommy is getting old
no pants
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing… …and I see a LOT of pants out there ladies!