said at a bar
…while drinking, to a woman: “Hey, don’t look away. This is making you attractive… well, more attractive anyway.” …that’s not…
felt good
It felt good… …like god kissed me with a mouth full of wiskey.
grade fathers
they do NOT grade fathers, but if your daughter is a stripper, …you f**k’d up!
never stop
will you do me a favor and NEVER stop talking? (said to someone who won’t shut the f up.)
emission then shower
Leviticus 15:16 ‘When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he…
sit there & be fat
I know you’d rather just sit there and not be slim, but we have work to do here, so let’s…
what was that?
it was either the laughter of small children… …or the tears of indians
what? only a dollar!
what the hell happend to these… why are they only a dollar? ha, and they call ME irregular.
let’s play a game
Ladies… Let’s play a game: “Who’s in my mouth?”
remember what your dad said…
Remember when you were a kid, and your dad… or whoever was fucking your mom at the time… said/did…