Captain Miserable

September 27, 2012April 1, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

“I have an idea!” …what? A jerk-off party? OK, let’s do this!

September 11, 2012April 1, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

You: What’s this!?!?! Me: Oh, this? …this is going to get GROSS!

September 1, 2012July 30, 2013Stu GotzNo Comments

“it’s like the 70’s!” …you know what else is great from the 70’s? A woman being quiet.

August 28, 2012April 28, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

Anger is like herpes. You’re not meant to keep it to yourself.

August 20, 2012April 28, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

What does she do? Everything but anal! …just kidding, she LOVES it.

July 30, 2012April 28, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

What do you call a kid with NO arm, NO legs & an eye patch? …NAMES! What you don’t…

July 30, 2012April 28, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

I love you more than the pope’s toilet loves… holy crap!

July 30, 2012July 30, 2013Stu GotzNo Comments

I was banging a fat chick on an elevator… it was WRONG on so many levels.

July 2, 2012April 28, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

I’ve pulled more tail than a special kid at a petting zoo.

That’s gayer than 8 guys blowin’ 9 guys.