rocks
heard at the local riot: Turns out the Muslims aren’t the only ones who throw rocks.
unclean
(Lev. 15:19 ff). women’s regular menstrual periods are regarded as `unclean’ rather than a blessing. Their `unclean period’ lasts for…
scary place…
This place looks like it should have a wet Asian girl crawling backwards across the ceiling!
god’s creatures
I love ALL of god’s creatures… even certain jews!
Blended Drink
There is only ONE thing I do with a blended drink… and that’s drive.
Gentleman’s Bet
Me: Ok, we’ll make it a “gentleman’s bet” Looser has to wear his ball outside of his pants. You: “That’s…
Roger’s Eulogy
Spoken at “your” eulogy: I didn’t know Roger well, but from what I could tell, he was a natural blonde…
atheism
Atheism is a religion, like NOT collecting stamps is a hobby.
