you’re a fag…
“You’re a fag!” Damn, how am I going to tell my dad? It was hard enough telling him I’m an…
Category: generally-retarded
generally universally funny sh!t
big chicken breasts
wow, those are the biggest chicken breasts I’ve ever seen… Thank god, there are no nipples on them! – or…
dark meat…
Dibs on the dark meat… …she said. – or – …that’s what your mom said.
pimp hand (part 2)
Lord, Guide my pimp hand, and make it strong, so that this bitch/(name) might learn a ho’s place. Amen.
If you don’t drink…
Shut Up. If you do NOT DRINK …you are a BORING cunt and your stories SUCK.
demeaning task…
“What, I have to do that too… well, I give a wicked blow job too… yeah, maybe later.”
fat friend
“Thank you,” my corpulent (fat) friend.
why do I like her?
Why do I like her? She has a vagina and she’s NOT you!
glory holes…
Well, it was either do this, or sanitize the glory holes at the local adult video store.
good things…
I don’t want to give you the wrong idea… I’ve done some GOOD things in my life too!