generally-retarded – Page 7 – Captain Miserable

Viagra: what daddy has to take because mommy is getting old

Isn’t it funny that “finger puppet” as a NOUN is …OK but, “fist” as a VERB is… NOT?

Obviously, with the way you are dressed, you don’t care what people think about you… so, “you a fat fuckin’…

Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing… …and I see a LOT of pants out there ladies!

No, I’m not a racist.. I have LOTS of white friends.

in a bathroom: “Do you think poo has ghosts? Because it’s freakin’ scary in here!”

sometimes, when I’m having sex, I think: “Gosh, this is expensive”

I thought if I shook ’em hard enough, it’d stop crying… In my defense, I was kinda right.

I’ve had 4 drinks tonight, …and this one makes 6!

genisis 43:23 “the god of your father has given you treasure… in your sack”