you bitch
you were called bitch more then a white guy serving a life sentence.
Category: generally-retarded
generally universally funny sh!t
betty ford
you were in Betty Ford more then Gerald Ford.
no offense intended
no offense, but when you touch me… it’s disgusting.
wrong
OK, nice try. Can we get answer from someone who is NOT retarded?
said in a crowd/concert
I can’t believe with all this pushing, no one is freaking out. I pushed my niece once on a train…
my computer sucks
ronald reagan had more memory than this piece of crap computer.
the magic is in you
“name” I think it’s time you knew (pick up any object). This is NOT a magic “object”. The magic was…
i’m bi-polar
no, the Earth is bi-polar. You, on the other hand, are a crazy bitch.
pee in the pool
Funny the difference between peeing IN the pool, and peeing INTO the pool. go figure.
said at a bar
…while drinking, to a woman: “Hey, don’t look away. This is making you attractive… well, more attractive anyway.” …that’s not…