shame spear
“First, I will put this wig on your head, than I will make love to your face.” …and that was…
Category: generally-retarded
generally universally funny sh!t
Blended Drink
There is only ONE thing I do with a blended drink… and that’s drive.
Gentleman’s Bet
Me: Ok, we’ll make it a “gentleman’s bet” Looser has to wear his ball outside of his pants. You: “That’s…
Roger’s Eulogy
Spoken at “your” eulogy: I didn’t know Roger well, but from what I could tell, he was a natural blonde…
an idea
“I have an idea!” …what? A jerk-off party? OK, let’s do this!
Gross
You: What’s this!?!?! Me: Oh, this? …this is going to get GROSS!
No Arms, No Legs
What do you call a kid with NO arm, NO legs & an eye patch? …NAMES! What you don’t…