high.
You are higher than giraffe pussy
Category: generally-retarded
generally universally funny sh!t
fear of flying…
no one has a fear of flying… it’s a fear of being in a plane and NOT FLYING that scares…
tragedy…
tradgey: when I cut my finger comdey: when YOU fall into a man-hole
I’ll be watchin you…
I’ll be watching you… …I think that’s illegal!
memphis mouthwash
memphis mouthwash (slang for a punch in the mouth)
bikini sandals
I love sandals… they are like bikinis for your feet (happy stink-0 de mexican)
Marry a divorced woman…
always marry a divorced woman… that way you are guaranteed to have a house.