generally-retarded – Page 10 – Captain Miserable

I told everyone I know about it, and the BOTH signed up!

I’m about to do something to you that you won’t remember until you are 3o.

I’m sorry, did I interrupt you? Go ahead and finish your stupid story that NO ONE cares about.

if that weren’t enough… here is the condom (still wrapped) I said I put on …oops?

and the last horse finally crosses the finish line. OR, if they NEVER get it, but fake it: “Swing and…

it was a good movie, but… it needed more big breasted midgets & nekkid hookers… Did I mention it was…

“You Suck!” thanks a lot, mom.

do you have cable? I’m sure the ropes are strong enough.

What did I miss? Any and all chance of a promotion/career advancement.

i love you MORE then cum-shots!