female funnies – Page 4 – Captain Miserable

I’m about to do something to you that you won’t remember until you are 3o.

so, what’s open? besides (his/her name’s) mouth?

Have I ever struck a woman? Only in front of the children, to assert my male dominance.

if you were a woman, I’d slap you!

do you have cable? I’m sure the ropes are strong enough.

what do you say to a flat chested girl? what do you say to a fat chick? …nothing.

you need to swallow your food… (guy/girl name) show ’em how to swallow

May 15, 2009April 1, 2016Stu GotzNo Comments

You are higher than giraffe pussy

you have more periods then a Steven King novel

always marry a divorced woman… that way you are guaranteed to have a house.