Bad Breath (smells bad)
Woah, your breath. When did you find time to eat a used diaper you found on the beach?
Author: Stu Gotz
said to a woman
you are a waste of a good rib.
none comprehended
no offense intended… …no offense comprehended.
i’m proud of you
you tightened your belt and came. …just like David Carradine.
pee
you look like you smell like pee.
said around childern
out of all of us… I’m the smartest (or tallest) (said amongst a group of children)
another accident
I can’t handle another accident… ( in walks “someone” ) …and here’s another one.
my Ph.d…
I have my Ph.d from the University of Pheonix (it’s much easier to sleep with the instructor when you don’t…
plays on words
I don’t beat hoes, I only beat my meat. ~or~ oh, a play on words, nice, but I’d rather…
you bitch
you were called bitch more then a white guy serving a life sentence.