Captain Miserable

one nation, under-educated

June 13, 2009Stu Gotz1 Comment

I lost 18 pounds durring my divorce… Because that is exactly how much a soul weighs.

she is an evil demon bitch that slithered out of satan’s anus… but for legal purposes, we’ll call her (name…

I may not know much about the Space Program, but I know a *** when I see it!

sounds like we are gonna be doin’ some “night digging” again.

unlike my credit cards… i have a VERY low interest (in what you are saying)

and WHY are YOU laughing?!?!? sorry, I’m very immature.

(_blank) was/is as untouched as an Asian woman’s turn signal.

I told everyone I know about it, and the BOTH signed up!

I’m about to do something to you that you won’t remember until you are 3o.