demeaning task…
“What, I have to do that too… well, I give a wicked blow job too… yeah, maybe later.”
fat friend
“Thank you,” my corpulent (fat) friend.
why do I like her?
Why do I like her? She has a vagina and she’s NOT you!
glory holes…
Well, it was either do this, or sanitize the glory holes at the local adult video store.
good things…
I don’t want to give you the wrong idea… I’ve done some GOOD things in my life too!
pimp hand (part 1)
STOP IT, or I’ll come back there and smack you with my ring hand!
not so funny, but…
I know you are waiting for something funny to happen, but that’s it. Well, for COMEDY’s sake: …He raped me.
disgusting bathroom
the floor of the bathroom was so disgusting, the only place there wasn’t piss or sh!t on it was were…
Team/Family outing…
we need a team/family outing… I’ll start: (name’s) gay. ie: Joey’s gay.
prom night dumpster baby
I’ll leave you like a self-delivered prom-night dumpster baby