Why God created man before woman
Q. Why did God create man before woman? A. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
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DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 “If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from…
Shut Up Already
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.” – Proverbs 21:19
Is your wife a drip?
A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day. – Proverbs 27:15
i said be quiet! …said the lord.
Corinthians 14:34 The women are to keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak, but are…
unclean
(Lev. 15:19 ff). women’s regular menstrual periods are regarded as `unclean’ rather than a blessing. Their `unclean period’ lasts for…
the 70’s
“it’s like the 70’s!” …you know what else is great from the 70’s? A woman being quiet.
Elevator Love
I was banging a fat chick on an elevator… it was WRONG on so many levels.