Roger’s Eulogy
Spoken at “your” eulogy: I didn’t know Roger well, but from what I could tell, he was a natural blonde…
Category: bible
catholics suck, unless someone is watching them!
atheism
Atheism is a religion, like NOT collecting stamps is a hobby.
& on the 8th day, god created …gays
Leviticus 20:13: If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed…
emission then shower
Leviticus 15:16 ‘When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he…
submissive women
Timothy 2:11-12 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or…
no pants
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing… …and I see a LOT of pants out there ladies!
sack o’ treasure
genisis 43:23 “the god of your father has given you treasure… in your sack”