God can be a pain in the ass…
The hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction; and He smote the men of…
Category: bible
catholics suck, unless someone is watching them!
Why God created man before woman
Q. Why did God create man before woman? A. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 “If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from…
Alcohol: God’s medicine
Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. – Proverbs 31:6 Have a drink,…
Quick Fire Holy Jokes!
If god hates gays then why did he create them? If money is the root of all evil, then why…
Foolish dog vomit
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly. – Proverbs 31:6 (also see 2 Peter 2:22)…
Comfort Rod…
…your rod and your staff, they comfort me. -Psalm 23:4
Shut Up, part II
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom. – Job 13:5
Shut Up Already
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.” – Proverbs 21:19