Stu Gotz

I’m sorry, did I interrupt you? Go ahead and finish your stupid story that NO ONE cares about.

so, what’s open? besides (his/her name’s) mouth?

if that weren’t enough… here is the condom (still wrapped) I said I put on …oops?

Have I ever struck a woman? Only in front of the children, to assert my male dominance.

and the last horse finally crosses the finish line. OR, if they NEVER get it, but fake it: “Swing and…

if you were a woman, I’d slap you!

it was a good movie, but… it needed more big breasted midgets & nekkid hookers… Did I mention it was…

“You Suck!” thanks a lot, mom.

do you have cable? I’m sure the ropes are strong enough.

what do you say to a flat chested girl? what do you say to a fat chick? …nothing.